photowatch34's Space http://photowatch34.posterous.com Most recent posts at photowatch34's Space posterous.com Wed, 19 Oct 2011 00:01:00 -0700 Top 15 best things to say when Lady photo watch gets caught sleeping at her desk http://photowatch34.posterous.com/top-15-best-things-to-say-when-lady-photo-wat http://photowatch34.posterous.com/top-15-best-things-to-say-when-lady-photo-wat Just for humor.Take a little break after busy work. Lady Photo watch collected.

15. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

14. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."

13. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper."

12. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"

11. "This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"

10. "I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance"

9. "Actually I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan"(SLEEP) I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend."

8. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

7. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."

6. "The coffee machine is broke...."

5. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot."

4. "Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!"

3. "Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!"

2. "I wasn't sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using my hands."

And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:

1. "Amen."

Next time, when you get caught sleeping at your desk, you should know what to say. Enjoy or not, Lady Photo watch likes it.

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